Quoatables...

Jacob: Can I have a coke?
Me: No
J: half of a coke?
Me: No
J: a quarter of one?
Me: (impressed that he knows fractions) No, son.
J: How about a dime of one?

Lucy and Jacob were wrestling (what else is new?), and she runs to us to tattle. "Moooommmmaaaa! Jacob kicked me in my pirates!"