"Honey, don't freak out, but...

I am on my way to the Emergency room."
WHAAAT!?
You just started your "safe" job. He has gone 6yrs without having to visit the hospital. Now he pulls this stunt?
So here's the lowdown- he got hit in the back of the head by a mentally ill man, and has a big lump and a bruised muscle. He'll live.
Workers comp hooked him up with lots of nice pain meds. lol! He may be sore in the morning, but right now he is sleeping like a log.

Love you Honey. Please let this be your worst injury ever!